Vault-Seven Grand Theft Cosmos Graphic Tee

He stole the moon. Honestly? It was just sitting there.

A raccoon with absolutely no business being in space makes off with a crescent moon, UFOs on his tail and neon chaos everywhere. Grand Theft Cosmos is for anyone who likes their shirts a little weird and their raccoons wanted across several galaxies.

The colorful front graphic does the talking. The back stays clean. Throw it on with worn-in jeans and sneakers, or wear it under an open jacket and let the little criminal out.

The shirt itself

• 100% cotton with a classic unisex fit
• Structured shape, rather than a thin, drapey feel
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Available in Black, Purple, Charcoal, and Natural, sizes S–3XL

Natural has small dark speckles in the fabric. That's part of the color, not a printing defect.